For the pain from losing you, is beyond that.

Min far raser lige nu over hele den der Tina Lund sag – han sjoveste kommentar var til en af pigerne der har udtalt “..jeg var bleg, og endte med at tabe mig fordi at jeg arbejdede hårdt,” hvor han så umiddelbart bagefter råber af fjernsynet “ja, det er sgu’ da klart at du mister et par kilo, af lidt fysisk aktivitet din fede ko – du har jo aldrig prøvet det før!”
Det værste er, at jeg synes simpelthen at det er VIRKELIG morsomt, at se (og høre) råbe sådan af TV’et. Er jeg den eneste her, som synes at sådan noget er sjovt?
Apropos ting, som virker ophisende:

english: My dad is currently raging about this “Tina Lund” controversial – one of his funniest comments, was a response to this one girl’s statement “..[when I was working for her].. I was pale, and ended up losing a couple of pounds, because I worked so hard,” after this he, almost immediately, shouts at television “Yes, of course you’re going to lose a few pounds, from a little physical, you fat cow – not like you’ve ever tried that before!”
The worst thing is, that I think it is REALLY funny to see (and hear) him shouting the TV. Am I the only person here, who thinks that poeple like him are funny?
Also, while we’re at things that excite you:

Hvad foregår der her?! Jeg tror, at hun har forsøgt sig med en “Lady Gaga stil” – problemet er bare at Lady G*G ikke ligner en… Zebra superhelt (på crack), hvis eneste våben er en pimpstick som de har fundet i en gyde, og limet lidt ekstra *BLIZZANG* på.

english: What is happening here?! I think that she was going for that whole “I’m weird and Lady Gaga”-look – the only problem is that she doesn’t look like Lady G*G, but more like.. a zebra superhero (on crack), whose only weapon is a pimpstick that they found in some alley, and then they glued some extra *BLIZZANG* on it.

Men vent! Hun er ikke færdig endnu!

english: But wait! She isn’t done yet!

Ord kan bare ikke beskrive det. Måske er “ad” nogenlunde dækkende.

english: Words just cannot describe it. Maybe “ew” could be adequate.

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I have a wicked sense of humor, if I must say so myself.
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